![]() |
Lip Balm Anonymous Presents the Industry of AddictionBlistex Winners Alphabetically |
| Name | Year | Claim to Fame | Title |
| Andre Agassi | 1994 | Tennis player | most shielded lips |
| Madeline Albright | 1997 | Secretary of State | most diplomatic lips |
| Prince Andrew | 1982 | Royalty (dated Koo Stark) | Koo-lest lips |
| Anonymous | 1996 | Author (Primary Colors) | most exposed lips |
| Antonio Banderas | 1998 | Actor (Mask of Zorro) | most Mask-uline lips |
| Gary Barnett | 1996 | Rose Bowl coach | Rose-iest lips |
| Roseanne Barr | 1989 | TV star | most-no-holds-Barred lips |
| Barney | 1993 | Costumed character | dino lips |
| Mikhail Baryshnikov | 1980 | Ballet star | most graceful lips |
| Jennifer Beals | 1983 | Movie star-Flashdance | flashiest lips |
| Baby Beatrice | 1988 | Royalty | most bea-utiful lips |
| Boris Becker | 1984 | Tennis player | most upsetting lips |
| John Belushi | 1980 | Comedian | most laugh-able lips |
| Candice Bergen | 1990 | TV star | journalips |
| Bono | 1983 | Rock star | most bonofied lips |
| Brandy | 1998 | Singer/Actress | most melodious lips |
| George Brett | 1983 | Baseball player | stickiest lips |
| Richard Burton | 1982 | Actor | most Taylor-made lips |
| Barbara Bush | 1989 | First Lady | best-read lips |
| George Bush | 1990 | U.S. President | best-read lips |
| David Byrne | 1986 | Rock star (directed True Stories movie) | tru-est lips |
| Neve Campbell | 1998 | Actress (Scream) | most screaming lips |
| Jennifer Capriati | 1990 | Tennis player | most tenn-acious lips |
| Jim Carey | 1994 | Comedian/Actor | most maskuline lips |
| Ron Carey | 1997 | Teamsters President | most striking lips |
| Johnny Carson | 1992 | Television personality | most missed lips |
| Prince Charles | 1984 | Royalty | most Di-vine lips |
| Julia Child | 1981 | French Chef | most appetizing lips |
| Tom Clancy | 1988 | Author | most novel lips |
| Chelsea Clinton | 1997 | College Student | frosh-est lips |
| Hillary Rodham Clinton | 1993 | First Lady | most reforming lips |
| Bill Clinton | 1992 | U.S. President | most am'bushing lips |
| George Clooney | 1995 | TV star | Em-ER-gency lips |
| Glenn Close | 1987 | Movie star | most fatal lips |
| Natalie Cole | 1991 | Singer | unforgettable lips |
| Joan Collins | 1985 | TV star | Dy-nastiest lips |
| Jimmy Connors | 1991 | Tennis player | most comeback lips |
| Bill Cosby | 1986 | TV actor | most pop-ular lips |
| Howard Cosell | 1981 | Sportscaster | most loquacious lips |
| Kevin Costner | 1988 | Movie star | most adora-Bull lips |
| Kevin Costner | 1991 | Movie star | most heart-robin lips |
| Katie Couric | 1993 | TV star | today's perkiest lips |
| Courtney Cox | 1995 | TV star | most friendly lips |
| Michael Crawford | 1988 | Actor | most phantasmagoric lips |
| Tom Cruise | 1983 | Movie star | riskiest lips |
| Billy Crystal | 1991 | Movie star | slickest lips |
| Jamie Lee Curtis | 1988 | Movie star | most Wanda-full lips |
| Billy Ray Cyrus | 1992 | Singer | achiest, breakiest lips |
| Matt Damon | 1998 | Actor | most hunted lips |
| Rodney Dangerfield | 1981 | Comedian | least respected lips |
| Andre Dawson | 1987 | Baseball player | most d'awesome lips |
| John Delorean | 1984 | Auto manufacturer | most tried and true lips |
| Lady Diana | 1981 | Princess of Wales | most di-namic lips |
| Cameron Diaz | 1998 | Actress | most Mary-able lips |
| David Duchovny | 1996 | X-files actor | most X-pressive lips |
| Elvis | 1992 | Singer/legend | most sighted lips |
| E.T. | 1982 | Movie star | most homesick lips |
| Clint Eastwood | 1984 | Movie star | most harried lips |
| Donald Fehr | 1994 | Baseball labor leader | most striking lips |
| Sally Field | 1984 | Movie star | heartiest lips |
| Carrie Fisher | 1983 | Movie star (married Paul Simon) | most Simon-ized lips |
| Malcom Forbes | 1988 | Publisher | Most capitalips |
| Harrison Ford | 1990 | Movie star | presumably innocent lips |
| Dennis Franz | 1994 | TV star | most arresting lips |
| Garfield the Cat | 1982 | Cartoon celebrity | most purrfect lips |
| Bill Gates | 1995 | Compuer wiz | most micro soft lips |
| Boy George | 1984 | Rock star | most cultured lips |
| Richard Gere | 1982 | Movie star | most gentlemanly lips |
| Newt Ginrich | 1995 | House Speaker | most contracted lips |
| Dwight Gooden | 1985 | Baseball player | most striking lips |
| John Goodman | 1994 | Actor | most yabba-dabba-doo lips |
| Yvonne Goolagong | 1980 | Tennis player | love-liest lips |
| Mikhail Gorbachev | 1990 | Soviet President | most disarming lips |
| Jeff Gordon | 1997 | Race Car Driver | raciest lips |
| Al Gore | 1994 | U.S. Vice President | stiffest upper lip |
| Kelsey Grammer | 1995 | TV star | most Freudian lips |
| Alan Greenspan | 1991 | Federal Reserve Chairman | low interest lips |
| Wayne Gretsky | 1984 | Hockey player | most puckered lips |
| Wayne Gretsky | 1989 | Hockey player | most pointed lips |
| John Grisham | 1992 | Author | firmest lips |
| Rudolph Giuliani | 1998 | New York Mayor | cleanest lips |
| Arsenio Hall | 1989 | TV star | hippest lips |
| M.C. Hammer | 1990 | Rap artist | can't touch these lips |
| Tom Hanks | 1994 | Movie star | lips with the most gumption |
| Daryl Hannah | 1993 | Movie star | most engaging lips |
| Deborah Harry | 1980 | Rock star | flashiest lips |
| Leona Helmsley | 1988 | Hotelier | most Harried lips |
| Orel Hershiser | 1988 | Baseball player | most dogged lips |
| Martina Hingis | 1997 | Tennis Player | most love-able lips |
| Paul Hogan | 1987 | Movie star | most Auss-struck lips |
| Evander Holyfield | 1997 | Boxer | most ear-resistible lips |
| Lena Horne | 1981 | Singer | most entertaining lips |
| Ron Howard | 1995 | Movie director (Apollo 13) | most apollogetic lips |
| Victor Hugo | 1987 | Novelist | most miserable lips |
| Helen Hunt | 1996 | Movie star | most twisted lips |
| Lee Iacocca | 1992 | Automotive tycoon | most retiring lips |
| Carl Icahn | 1986 | Financier | most acquisitive lips |
| John Irving | 1981 | Writer | novel-est lips |
| Bo Jackson | 1989 | Pro Athlete | double-duty lips |
| Michael Jackson | 1987 | Rock star | baddest lips |
| Phil Jackson | 1993 | Basketball coach | most three-peat-a-Bull lips |
| Mick Jagger | 1985 | Rock star (married Jerry Hall) | most Hall-owed lips |
| Mae C. Jemison | 1992 | Astronaut | most adventurous lips |
| Don Johnson | 1985 | TV star | most arresting lips |
| Michael Johnson | 1996 | Track star | most dashing lips |
| Michael Jordan | 1988 | Basketball player | most Bull-ish lips |
| Michael Jordan | 1991 | Basketball player | air-o-dynamic lips |
| Michael Jordan | 1995 | Basketball player | most return-a-Bull lips |
| Gary Kasparov | 1997 | Chess Player | most checked lips |
| Kitty Kelley | 1986 | Author (Sinatra bio) | frankest lips |
| John F. Kennedy Jr. | 1995 | Magazine editor | most eligible lips |
| Nancy Kerrigan | 1994 | Ice skater | most silver-lined lips |
| Calvin Klein | 1981 | Designer | most hip lips |
| Emeril Lagasse | 1998 | Chef | spiciest lips |
| Alexi Lalas | 1994 | Soccer player | most defensive lips |
| Dalai Lama | 1996 | Religious figure | most zensational lips |
| Ann Landers | 1987 | Columnist | most advisable lips |
| Frank Langella | 1980 | Actor (Dracula) | most bloodthirsty lips |
| Gary Larson | 1989 | Cartoonist | most far-sided lips |
| Eric LaSalle | 1998 | Actor | most ER-resistable lips |
| Ralph Lauren | 1982 | Designer | most chap-ped lips |
| John Lecarre | 1983 | Novelist | most intriguing lips |
| Gregg Lemond | 1990 | Cyclist | tour de lips |
| Jay Leno | 1988 | TV star | one liner lips |
| Sugar Ray Leonard | 1981 | Boxer | sweetest lips |
| David Letterman | 1986 | TV star | latest lips |
| David Letterman | 1993 | TV star | top ten lips |
| Miss Liberty | 1984 | Statue | most restored lips |
| Sophia Loren | 1980 | Actress | most sensuous lips |
| Greg Louganis | 1988 | Diver | splashiest lips |
| Susan Lucci | 1996 | Actress | most overlooked lips |
| Madonna | 1985 | Rock star | most Penn-sive lips |
| Bill Maher | 1996 | Talk show host | driest lips |
| Nelson Mandela | 1994 | South African President | nobel-est lips |
| Jenny McCarthy | 1997 | Actress (did ads for Candies shoes) | most candie-coated lips |
| John McEnroe | 1981 | Tennis player | most self-serving lips |
| Mark McGwire | 1998 | Baseball player (shared award w/S. Sosa) | most smashing lips |
| Spuds McKenzie | 1987 | TV star | best doggone lips |
| Sarah McLachlan | 1998 | Singer | fairest lips |
| Jim McMahon | 1986 | Football player | most over-Bearing lips |
| Don Meredith | 1982 | TV sportscaster | dandiest lips |
| Joe Montana | 1993 | Football player | lips too good to pass up |
| Demi Moore | 1990 | Movie star | most spirited lips |
| Eddie Murphy | 1983 | Comedian | least reserved lips |
| Martina Navratilova | 1984 | Tennis player | most tenn-acious lips |
| Willie Nelson | 1991 | Singer | indebted lips |
| Hideo Nomo | 1995 | Baseball player | import lips of the year |
| Lt. Col. Oliver North | 1987 | USMC | most Contra-versial lips |
| Deborah Norville | 1989 | TV anchor | today's lips |
| Sandra Day O'Connor | 1981 | Supreme Court Justice | most supreme lips |
| Rosie O'Donnell | 1996 | Talk show host | most talkative lips |
| Mark O'Meara | 1998 | Golfer (won Masters) | most masterful lips |
| Shaquille O'Neal | 1993 | Basketball player | most 'attaqing' lips |
| Laura Palmer | 1990 | TV star | most Peak-ed lips |
| Walter Payton | 1984 | Football player | sweetest lips |
| Ross Perot | 1992 | Presidential candidate | most in...out...in... lips |
| William "Refrigerator" Perry | 1985 | Football player | most unstoppable lips |
| Michelle Pfeiffer | 1989 | Movie star | fabulips |
| Michelle Pfeiffer | 1992 | Movie star | most purrfect lips |
| Paloma Picasso | 1980 | Gem designer | most designing lips |
| Paul Prudhomme | 1985 | Chef | Caj-iest lips |
| Lawrence Rawl | 1989 | Exxon Chairman | slickest lips |
| Nancy Reagan | 1983 | First Lady | presidentially sealed lips |
| Ronald Reagan | 1989 | U.S. President | most outgoing lips |
| Christopher Reeves | 1981 | Movie star | super-est lips |
| William Rehnquist | 1986 | Supreme Court Justice | most courtly lips |
| Janet Reno | 1993 | U.S. Attorney General | shoots from the lips |
| Mary Lou Retton | 1984 | Olympic gymnast | most golden lips |
| Michael Richards | 1993 | TV star (Seinfeld) | most hair-raising lips |
| Anne Rice | 1994 | Author | most immortal lips |
| Sally K. Ride | 1983 | Astronaut | most out-of-this-world lips |
| Leann Rimes | 1997 | Singer | bluest lips |
| Cal Ripken Jr. | 1995 | Baseball player | most durable lips |
| Geraldo Rivera | 1991 | TV personality | over-exposed lips |
| Chita Rivera | 1995 | Broadway star (Kiss of the Spider Woman) | most arachnophobic lips |
| Joan Rivers | 1984 | Comedienne | cattiest lips |
| Julia Roberts | 1991 | Movie star | most wanted lips |
| Pat Robertson | 1986 | Minister | evangelips |
| Dennis Rodman | 1996 | Basketball player | most excite-a-Bull lips |
| Diana Ross | 1980 | Singer | most melodic lips |
| Nolan Ryan | 1990 | Baseball player | hitless lips |
| Pete Sampras | 1993 | Tennis player | best lip service |
| Diane Sawyer | 1983 | TV anchor | best lips to wake up to |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 1991 | Movie star | most in-terminable lips |
| Norman Schwarzkopf | 1991 | U.S. Army General | most en-Gulfed lips |
| Willard Scott | 1984 | TV weatherman | most weathered lips |
| Jerry Seinfeld | 1992 | TV star | lip schtick |
| Monica Seles | 1995 | Tennis player | most courtable lips |
| Doc Severinsen | 1980 | Bandleader | coolest lips |
| Maria Shriver | 1985 | TV news correspondent | most engaging lips |
| Richard Simmons | ???? | TV star | most exercised lips |
| Bart Simpson | 1990 | TV star | most underachieving lips |
| Will Smith | 1997 | Actor | most alienated lips |
| Sammy Sosa | 1998 | Baseball player (shared award w/McGwire) | most smashing lips |
| David Souter | 1990 | Supreme Court Justice | zipped lips |
| David Spade | 1998 | Actor | quickest lips |
| Steven Spielberg | 1993 | Director | most prehistoric lips |
| Bruce Springsteen | 1985 | Rock star | boss-est lips |
| Sylvester Stallone | 1985 | Movie star | most rambunctious lips |
| Princess Stephanie of Monaco | 1986 | Royalty | most designing lips |
| Sting | 1983 | Rock star | hottest lips |
| Loretta Swit | 1980 | TV star | hottest lips |
| Meryl Streep | 1982 | Movie star | choicest lips |
| Sally Struthers | 1982 | Actress | most glorious lips |
| John Sununu | 1991 | White House Chief of Staff | grounded lips |
| Lynn Swan | 1980 | Football player | most receptive lips |
| Sheryl Swoopes | 1997 | Basketball Player | most guarded lips |
| Liz Taylor | 1981 | Actress | foxiest lips |
| Margaret Thatcher | 1983 | U.K. Prime Minister | stiffest upper lip |
| Pete Townshend | 1989 | Rock star | whose lips |
| John Travolta | 1996 | Actor | most phenomenal lips |
| Donald Trump | 1987 | Real-estate developer | most towering lips |
| Liv Tyler | 1997 | Actress | most inherited lips |
| Gene Upshaw | 1987 | Union leader | most striking lips |
| Amy Van Dyken | 1996 | Swimmer | most breath-talking lips |
| Fay Vincent | 1992 | Former baseball Commissioner | out of commission lips |
| Paul Volker, Jr. | 1983 | Federal Reserve Chairman | most reserved lips |
| Lech Walesa | 1989 | Political leader | most solid lips |
| Barbara Walters | 1981 | Newscaster | most persistent lips |
| Wayne and Garth | 1992 | Movie stars | most excellent lips...not! |
| Sigourney Weaver | 1986 | Movie star | most alienated lips |
| Vanna White | 1986 | Quiz show hostess | most fortunate lips |
| Bruce Willis | 1986 | TV star | most Cybil-ized lips |
| Oprah Winfrey | 1989 | TV star | fast-est lips |
| Oprah Winfrey | 1994 | TV star | most giving lips |
| Stevie Wonder | 1982 | Singer | most wonderful lips |
| Bob Woodward | 1987 | Author | most veiled lips |
| Chuch Yeager | 1985 | Author/pilot | test-iest lips |
| Moon Zappa | 1982 | Singer | like most totally awesome lips |
Return to the Blistex page.
Last updated on January 15, 1999